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anyscr2.vadust2

Virginia Scrim 2
Team: DOG scrim
Type: Scrim
Map: de_dust2
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anyscr5.vanuke

Virginia Scrim 5
Team: Two Plus Two
Type: Scrim
Map: de_nuke
Scrim: Anything

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anyscr2.txcpl_strike

Texas Scrim 2
Team: esk scrim
Type: Scrim
Map: de_cpl_strike
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anyscr.gacpl_strike

Georgia Scrim
Team: Southern Comfort
Type: Scrim
Map: de_cpl_strike
Scrim: Anything

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fullpug3.scalnuke

Southern California Pug 3 (live)
Map: de_nuke
Players: 10/10

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League Season 7

4 days (2)MST3K vs i hate

MYSTERYSCIENCETHEATER3K vs team hate
Status: upcoming (in 4 days)
Division: Intermediate (East)
Map: de_cpl_strike

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3 hours (9)TCK vs exi

theCOOLkids vs Exigent
Status: upcoming (in 3 hours)
Division: Main (Central)
Map: de_cpl_strike

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16 mins (1)exi vs RTK

Exigent vs RELEASE THE KRAKEN
Status: upcoming (in 16 mins)
Division: Main (Central)
Map: de_cpl_strike

Predictions & Discussion (1)
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16-4 (23)TCK > NEG

theCOOLkids > Nocturnal E Gamers
Status: completed (16-4)
Division: Main (Central)
Map: de_cpl_strike

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16-14 (14)IDM > FLAMING

idea machines > Flaming Rainbows
Status: completed (16-14)
Division: Main (Central)
Map: de_cpl_strike

Statistics & Discussion (14)
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19-16 (7)TheGV > aN

The Glorious Victorious > Animus
Status: completed (19-16)
Division: Main (Central)
Map: de_cpl_strike

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16-10 (18)soul > npu

Oversoul > ne plus ultra
Status: completed (16-10)
Division: Main (Central)
Map: de_cpl_strike

Statistics & Discussion (18)
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16-7 (13)JE.s > fith

JE-sPro > Fear in the Heart
Status: completed (16-7)
Division: Open (East)
Map: de_cpl_strike

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joey-f4-

User Information
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Shitty Internet Land
Karma Level 8 (321) (321)
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Last login 2 hours ago
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Time Played: 1:23:06 Record: 3-0-0 (1.000)
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Biography
My name is Joey and I'm a pale whale with a sense of humor :)

Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.

aka bouncehouse, I frag for PiV.

Starve the ego, feed the soul.


Previous Clans:
CLiP (pub clan)
UiM (pub clan)
redeemedEnemies (first CAL clan)
uber1337 (CALo)
tier7 (CALo)
Fighting Irish (CALim)
BeyondCompare (CALm)
EM(///_o)RANGERS (CALo)
Hotties In Tank Tops (CALim)
Encore (CALm)
Agent (CALm)
Exultance (CALm)
empire (ESEAo - LAN team)
FoA (ESEAim)

Current Clan:
PiV(ESEAo)

My mini movie:
youtube.com/watch?v=M9ihcMPt9ag&hd=1


My websites:
youtube.com/user/1bouncehouse

bouncehouse.dvereb.com/



youtube.com/watch?v=Sk9XYQMRiLY

youtube.com/watch?v=jCWNE04ekRw

youtube.com/watch?v=LrGVa4lBEEA

youtube.com/watch?v=uKJeLG8-M5I

youtube.com/watch?v=vQVeaIHWWck



think


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massywassy: :]
Joey: elaine is so hot
Joey: from seinfeld
massywassy: shes not bad
Joey: shes got a really pretty smile
massywassy: george lopez's wife from the show is hotter
Joey: na
Joey: i dont think
Joey: george lopez's daughter from the show
Joey: yesssssssss
massywassy: dude the daughter yes but shes in 2nd place
massywassy: for sure
Joey: to the mom?
Joey: noooo the daugher is so finE
massywassy: dude watch the show + get a clue
Joey: ROFL
Joey: HAHAH

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massywassy: ok i finally downloaded season 6 of house
massywassy: cya in a week
Joey: ROFL

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brohEEM: wake up in the morning
brohEEM: 15 minute deathmatch session
brohEEM: 10 minute cool down, 20 minute bot training
brohEEM: 10 minute cool down, 15 minute muscle memory

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Joey: ROFL
Joey: this girl took a pic with that twilight guy
Joey: and it already has like 70 comments on it from bitches like freaking out and shit
Joey: wow
Joey: and wheres trey
surge: there was a twilight guy at arbalet???
Joey: .....
surge: he will be home in a sec
Joey: no on my facebook
Joey: ROFL
Joey: wow
Joey: HAHAHAH
surge: oh
surge: well you didnt say that
Joey: ROFL

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collin: which one is kuben?
massy: kubens the one with really sad eyes

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trey: i wanna take spanish but i dont wanna wake up that early
joey: then dont take it
trey: but i want to be trilingual
joey: wait what other language do you speak?
trey: L33t Sp34k
joey: ...thats the nerdiest thing ive ever heard in my entire life

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*screaming at the top of his lungs*
massy: HEY HAVE YOU MET MY DEAGLE? HER NAME IS DELILAH!

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trey: im gonna jack off
trey: brb 45 min
Joey: wHatTa STuD
trey: 4.5*
trey: LOLoLol
Joey: LOL
Joey: LOOOOL

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massywassy: fuck off then
Joey: RoFlZ
massywassy: fuck you and ur shitty ass pool
Joey: :(
massywassy: AwWW boOhOoo SADneSs
massywassy: STFU
Joey: HAHAHAHAHA
massywassy: ROFL

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massywassy: well i wanted to make fun of him
massywassy: for like havin good stats in pugs
massywassy: but cant frag his way outta a paper bag
massywassy: in scrims and matches
Joey: HAHAHAHA

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massywassy: i jst wanna play with my best bud thats all
massywassy: :[
Joey: ROFL YA RIGHT
massywassy: its true
massywassy: guess u dont feelt he same
Joey: im watchin something babe
massywassy: im watchin something too
massywassy: its called the death of our friendship
massywassy: starring naader and joey
Joey: HAHAHAHAH
Joey: ROOOFL
Joey: GOD
Joey: i love you
massywassy: lmao
Joey: k im rdy :-)

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rooRoo: sociallyawkward-f4-
rooRoo: sup
Joey: HAHAHAHAH
rooRoo: LOL

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